Reading: In the belly of the beast
1) Do you like blue chees?
I despise blue cheese, the flavor is nauseating and overbearing...if it were a person I would rip out it's reproductive organs, cook them, serve them with blue(actually spelled bleu) cheese, feed it to a cockerspaniel, then kill the cocker spaniel and throw it's body into the ocean
2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
3) Do you own guns?
I have a staple gun
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
Umm well I always get cherry limeades
5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Only since the time he stuck his hand up my shirt
6) What do you think of hot dogs? .
The scourge of the food industry...yet I always end up eating them..why?
7) Favorite Christmas song?
santas smoking a reefer and that band aid song...don't recall the name..I think is do they know it's Christmas
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
tea If I have time, but usually water
9) Can you do push-ups?
Ugh yea kind if but I hate them, I think only boys should have to do pushups
10) Can you do a chin up?
Once but no
11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I lost it..it was a dried red flower inside a little glass heart on a black ribbon
12) Favorite hobby?
Photography, piano, and dancing
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Apparently I slept through it
14) Do you have A.D.D.
Yes, very badly but nobody believes me lol
15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
Being self loathing
16) Middle name?
17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment...
Sex socks are blue, my hands are weird, smell detergent in my pillow
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday:
A green skirt, a monster drink, shoes
19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
water, tea, various juices
20) Current worry?
Trying not to fail math and depression over someone i may have been in love with who very blatantly doesnt like me
21) Current hate right now?
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
tried to dye my hair blue, dyed isabellas hair, and watched city of lost children
24) Where would you like to go?
25) Name four people who will complete this?
me, myself, I , and the sinister man standing behind me in a faded blue fedora in one hand and a metal spatula in the other
26) Do you own slippers?
kind, of...i have this random blue yellow and red crochet boot things...
27) What shirt are you wearing right now?
a reddish tank top
28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
i dont like sheets
29) Can you whistle?
yes while i work especially
30) Favorite color?
31) Would you be a pirate?
ummm...noo...i like bathing too much
32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
ummmm...i whistled the pink panther song last week
33) Favorite girl's name?
34) Favorite boy's name?
35) What's in your pocket?
36) Last thing that made you laugh out loud?
something brooklynd told me about some mentally challenged kids at her middle school that would dance erotically in a corner during p.e. class while everyone else ran laps
37) Best bed sheets as a child?
i hated bed sheets so i never used them
38) Worst injury you've ever had?
broken pinky...or my skateboarding accident on my foot...shudder...so much blood...
39) Do you love where you live?
it has a kind of nasty charm to it, but not really
40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
41) Who is your loudest friend?
42) How many dogs do you have?
43) Does someone have a crush on you?
i haven't the faintest idea...actually this guy in my P.E. class that was really obvious but i was randomly informed today that he has a girlfriend... awkward turtle
44) Insert your own question: How many times a day should one butter their unicorn?
as many as it takes until the orgasm
45) What is your favorite book?
46) What is your favorite candy?
47) Favorite Sports Team?
the savages-the ones that throw dismembered human heads at each other
48) What song do you want played at your funeral?
49) What were you doing at 12 AM?
watching sweeney todd
50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?