1) Does your deviantart password have to do with a guy?
i guess in a sick way it could be considered a male prostitute name

2) Are you a girly girl?
um

3) Small or big purses?
mermaid purse!

4) Do you sleep in a bra?
yea because im too lazy to take it off..creepy question

5) If you had to choose: Coach bag or NFL game tickets?

wow thats just obscenely  gross

6) Do you enjoy drama?
no. i leave that to the sadist

7) Did you dress up on Halloween?
yes, i was a kinky nurse

8) Do you call anybody by their last name?
jah

9) How many guys will read this just because it says "FEMALE SURVEY"?
hopefully few because that would be weird and lonely
10) Do you wear makeup?

not really, only on special occasions...i feel like wearing makeup is putting out a lie to the world...its quite a sick concept

11) Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
wtf...can u give a blowjob without opening your mouth?

12) Have you ever been called a bad influence?
hahaha yeea funny story

13) American Eagle or Hollister?
errr well i like the jeans from american eagle but i don't really relish either one...as if they were so different form each other...what a stupid survey

14) Heels or flats?
flats

15) Jeans or skirt?
skirt usually

16) Heels or sneakers?
sneakers

17) Straight Or Curly Hair
aye like both

18) Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
well it doesnt really matter to me but i always find myself attracted to brunettes or guys with extremely obviously unnatural hair such as bright green, blue, white, bleach blonde, orange, etc...
19) Do you have a best friend?
i have a sister and one and a half best friend

20) Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
i gave barbie plastic surgery, observe:  [link]

21) Do you like your life?
i think that my life is a joke sometimes, usually i dont hate my life, more like the negative people and things that inhabit it

22) Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
indeed i have

24) Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
right before i forced him to dump ice down his pants

26) Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yes unfortunately, thanks for reminding me of them

In a boy:
1) Cowboy or gangsta?
rhinestone cowboy...

2) Preppy or Punk Goth?
anything but preppy, please keep the whiny gothies away from me,otherwise the'yre okay i likey the punkies

3) Well-educated or Dropout?
a well educated dropout

4) Contacts or Glasses?
glasses

5) Funny or Serious?
funerious

6) Romantic or Dare devil?
el stupido questiono...my definition of romantic doesn't coincide with the expectations of this question so i suppose daredevil in the sense that im always surprised

7) Cute or Hot?
jesus...i guess a guy whos hot that doesnt know it which is cute in a sick way...i really don't care as long as they've got character in their appearance....like an old pair of sneakers

8) Long or short hair?
either way

9) Baseball or Football guys?
neither please. football guys remind me of all the evil boys from my old school, and baseball reminds me of extremely boring white people...oh wait..same thing

10.) What type of guys are attracted to you?
creepy older men, creepy short boys, general pricks...